Smile

Different ethnic groups have their own unique cultures and languages. For instance, more conservative Asians may find hugs and kisses in the public offensive, while their western counterparts regard that as a form of greeting. But we do have one thing in common - the common language of smiles.

Smiles can work wonders. A simple smile can brighten up a person's day, even if it has been bad earlier. People look their best when they smile, too. I mean, who wants to look at a snarling old chap, rather than a beign smiling fellow? That's exactly why we should smile more. :)

Here are some jokes I ripped off the Internet. Hope it can at least make the sides of you mouth curl up a LITTLE.

Joke #1
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."

"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."

The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

Joke #2
Actual Medical Chart Notes

1. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3. On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the third day it disappeared.
4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
5. Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.
6. Healthy-appearing decrepit, 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
7. The patient refused autopsy.
8. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
9. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
10. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the last three days.
11. She is numb from her toes down.
Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
12. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
13. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
14. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

Joke #3
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"

SMILE. :)